American Dichotomies

Direction- Right vs. Left
Color- Red vs. Blue
Flick- The Passion vs. Fahrenheit 9/11
Humorhead- Dennis Miller vs. Bill Maher
Land- Breadbasket vs. Coasts
Sex Fiend- Bill O' Reilly vs. Bill Clinton
XY-Rocker- Ted Nugent vs. Bruce Springsteen
XX-Rockers- Britney Spears vs. Dixie Chicks
Club- Federalist Society vs. People for the American Way
College- Washington and Lee vs. Vassar
Thing- Straight, Closet vs. Straight, Out
Bane- Homosexuals vs. Homophobes
Radioass- Rush Limbaugh vs. Howard Stern
NBA Team- Utah Jazz vs. New York Knicks
Rag- NY Post vs. NY Times
Queen- Condoleeza Rice vs. Hillary Clinton
Foreign Bud- Saudi Arabia vs. France
Books- Bible, My Pet Goat vs. A Theory of Justice, America (The Book)
Acid Pen Fun- Ann Coulter vs. Maureen Dowd
Rat- James Jeffords vs. Zell Miller
Scary- Bernard Kerik vs. Howard Dean
Blah, Blah- Fox vs. CNN
Concept- God Did It vs. Evolution
Black Sheep In Family- Liberal vs. Fundamentalist
Position- Missionary vs. Whatever